Doomstead

The Hosers from the Great White North are no longer invited to Trumpolini's Board of Peace WAR since PM Mark Carney had the temerity to chastise The Donald for his Hitler impersonation in front of the Davos movers & shakers.  Which just about guarantees His Trumpness will now start jawboning an invasion of Canada. "All your Oil now belongz to ME!"

Will Bob & Doug Mackenzie rise to the threat to indigenous Moose Head breweries and Seagrem's distilleries?  Are doughnut shortages coming?

Will they tell Trumpolini to TAKE  OFF!?


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/jan/22/donald-trump-greenland-tariffs-ice-democrats-funding-bill-us-politics-live-news-updates?filterKeyEvents=false#maincontent

Trump to Canada's Mark Carney: you are uninvited to my 'board of peace' – as it happened

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QuoteTrump to Canada's Mark Carney: you are uninvited to my 'board of peace'

Canada's ultimate weapon. Canada quietly redirects 80% of potash exports intended for the US to countries that recognize poutine as a UNESCO World Heritage dish.

American crop yields plummet. ⬇️ Nothing grows (But there were no farm workers anyway 🌽, so no big diff. Kristi saw to it.) The message: "You mess with our comfort food 🥐 🧀 🥨, we mess with your actual food."

What will this do the price of cheeseburgers?

Will Trump transform a $5 staple to a $45 luxury item?  Time will tell.  The trajectory is clear.  Canada's control of potash gives it leverage over the U.S. food supply.  For decades, the domestic workforce has not filled agricultural jobs.

America is fucked.

Quote from: K-Dog on Jan 23, 2026, 11:52 AMCanada quietly redirects 80% of potash exports intended for the US to countries that recognize poutine as a UNESCO World Heritage dish.

Trumpolini would simply order the FSoA Navy to Pirate ships leaving Canada with Potash.

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Quote from: RE on Jan 23, 2026, 04:37 PM

Quote from: K-Dog on Jan 23, 2026, 11:52 AMCanada quietly redirects 80% of potash exports intended for the US to countries that recognize poutine as a UNESCO World Heritage dish.

Trumpolini would simply order the FSoA Navy to Pirate ships leaving Canada with Potash.

RE

The deliveries of potash are just in time shipments.  By the time Trumpinski can stay awake long enough to get ships seized, the growing season will be well underway.  I suspect rail cars are also used 🚃.  Nothing to seize there, empty rails.







Harvest Beats Theft







REALAGRICULTURE.COM • 2025-12-11

The U.S. can't afford to tariff Canadian potash. Here's why (https://www.realagriculture.com/2025/12/the-u-s-cant-afford-to-tariff-canadian-potash-heres-why/)

Canada supplies nearly 90 per cent of the potash imported into the U.S., and there are few viable alternatives.

OK, I guess he'll just have to invade.

RE