Wonder material officially declared safe for humans

Started by RE Dec 11, 2024, 09:22 PM

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I feel like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate.


One word for you today.

GRAPHENE!

I'm sure it's safe.  A miracle material!  What could possibly go wrong?  It's been tested for safety by experts.  Tissues made from graphene will cure the common cold and stage 4 cancer.  Graphene will cure infertility and women will get pregnant if they just think about fucking.  Graphene fusion reactors will produce infinite cheap energy.

In 2 years your Mickey Ds Happy Meal will come wrapped in Graphene packaging.

https://www.earth.com/news/graphene-wonder-material-changing-the-world-is-officially-declared-safe-for-humans/#google_vignette



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