[K-Dog]

Pollutin' in Memphis (to the tune of "Walking in Memphis")






[Verse 1]
Put on my Tesla flame thrower
And I tweeted my plan
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
With a methane-powered scam
W.C. Handy
Won't you wheeze down over me?
Yeah, I've got a first-class subsidy
But I'm as toxic as can be

[Chorus]
Then I'm pollutin' in Memphis
I was spewin' with my turbines ten feet off of Beale
Pollutin' in Memphis
But do y'all smell the way I feel?

[Verse 2]
Saw the ghost of Elvis
Gaspin' out on Union Ave
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
But he choked on NOx and walked right into you
Now the EPA didn't see me
They just hovered round waiting for doom
'Cause there's a profit little thing
Killin' for the King
Down in the Jungle Room

[Chorus]
When I was pollutin' in Memphis
I was stackin' turbines where the poor folks gotta kneel
Pollutin' in Memphis
But do y'all cough the way I feel?

[Bridge]
They've got asthma in the cradle
They've got cancer in the air
And Reverend Green can't breathe to see you
When you haven't got a care
But boy, you've got a lawsuit in Memphis

[Verse 3]
Now Grock plays godmode
Every Friday at the data farm
And they brought me down to see it
And they asked if I'd do it harm
I said "Move fast and break things!"
With my thermal camera sight
They said, "Tell me, are you a villain, child?"
And I said, "Ma'am, I am tonight"

[Final Chorus]
Pollutin' in Memphis
(Pollutin' in Memphis)
I was dreamin' of a Mars colony on special k
Pollutin' in Memphis
(Pollutin' in Memphis)
But do y'all die the way I feel?

[Outro]
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the poisoned rain...


The way I mess around with my 'supercomputer' it becomes hard to know if the LLM I am running is actually doing anything when it is supposed to be 'thinking'.  To know anything is happening I monitor the power on the video card.  If I ask a question the power jumps from 20 watts to 170 watts for 15 seconds to a minute or so.  Then I get an answer.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

Feature	RTX 3060	Elon Musk's Colossus Supercomputer
Performance	Entry-level	Ultra-high-end (research frontier)
VRAM	12 GB	8,000,000+ GB total (across GPUs)
AI Scale	Small models (7B max, quantized)	Trillion-parameter LLMs (e.g., Grok 2+ series)
Model Hosting	One model at a time	Dozens to hundreds in parallel
Networking	None (standalone card)	NVLink + InfiniBand high-speed GPU mesh
Intended Audience	Consumers / small devs	xAI internal research, enterprise-scale AI
Power Use	170W	~100MW (entire cluster est.)

If somebody wants to gift me 4 rtx4090 video cards I won't say no.  Then I could run 70B models.  After I build a new box with a modern CPU that can run more threads.

   In the middle of the pouring rain.

[RE]

Maybe you could add a subroutine  that counts teraflops per second. 

Nice parody.  You should sub Elon into the chorus.

Now Elon's pollutin' in Memphis
His AI smokestacks spewin' toxic gas ten meters over Beale
Pollutin' in Memphis
The Musk makes me smell the way I feel.

RE