Integration of the Doomstead with Dogchat is under construction.

Main Menu

Pharmaceutical Phuckifications

Started by RE, Oct 21, 2023, 04:38 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

RE

This latest application from the medical & pharmaceutical anything for profit industry of a drug to fix a problem created by their equally anything for profit agribiz & fast food industries literally takes the cake.{groan  >:(  )

Now, as a cure for the epidemic of child obesity, pharmaco will provide her with o-o-o-ozempic it's magic injections to help him get skinny enough so its fingers aren't too fat to use the touch screen on the smartphone.  They don't even need to ginny up new viral variants in the lab every year to keep you coming back for vaxxine updates to hook you for life with this one, you're an instant junkie if you're a kid who wants to get skinny enough to fit through the elevator door the rest of its life. $$$KACHING$$$

For drugmakers, adding younger patients also has a huge financial upside. A projection released by Goldman Sachs this week that estimates GLP-1s will bring in $100 billion by 2030 doesn't factor in sales to kids, who would take the drugs for even longer than adults. Studies have found the treatments only work as long as people stay on them, meaning that in many cases people will take them for their entire lives if they want to keep the weight off.

Add this to your child's daily med list to the insulin, ADHD drug, antidepressant,  immunosuppresant, testosterone or estrogen for it's recent gender change and the asthma inhaler and weekly visits from the social worker or to the dentist or orthodontist and charge it all to your visa card, don't have kids without it.

Now, more than ever, we NEED Collapse!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-10-20/ozempic-maker-is-testing-weight-loss-drugs-for-kids?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjDi7PAKMIXduwIwtfrFAg&utm_content=rundown

Ozempic for Kids? Drugmakers Test Weight-Loss Shots for 6-Year-Olds


RE