1) Welcome to an exclusive club.
2) If you are like me, naive, then the experience may feel something like this:
As Saul journeyed he came near Damascus, and suddenly a light shone around him from heaven.
Saul fell to the ground. Saul heard a voice saying to him,
"Saul, Saul, what the fuck is the matter with you. Are you stupid?"
And thou will know that American life is not what you thought it was.

No sirree!
3) You may be in deep shit. But if you have not broken any laws, try and have a good laugh after you get over the trauma. A year to eighteen months should be about right for that.
4) And you now have lifelong friends. Isn't that fucking nice.
So, we needed a Security State Surveillance thread

Now with this introduction complete, we have content:
I followed the link and signed the form. Please, so should you ! *
And you can find me at the Spreading Chestnut Tree. Awaiting my fate.

They have one in Seattle. Branches all over.
Under The Spreading Chestnut Tree
* Not that it really matters at the end of the day. They have us all bent over a barrel. They can give us the big one any time they want.