Find out who took the money, then let Luigi out and give him a list.
I have one investment account that deals in short term bonds. It is supposed to be very safe, and it is at a nationally known bank. I'd prefer a fixed interest where the principal is FDIC insured. Such an account is not available at this bank with anything but token interest. My desire to earn 4 or 5% on my stash makes me a fucking imperialist. I admit it. Walking on the wild side with my stash I am.
Elon watched this as a baby. You know he did. And the global south is involved in earning my 5% somewhere. You know it. So how about some municipal bonds? I talk about money having a brain. Mine is telling me it wants to grow. Which of us will be smarter?