The ensurfication project is failing.  Who kouda knowd?

The legions of unemployed that Elon so graciously handed over to Trump's ungrateful, grifting carcass aren't stampeding toward rural farms to break their backs for starvation wages. Who kouda knowd?

They won't be that desperate until crops rot in the fields.  The geniuses at the Heritage Foundation, in their infinite, spreadsheet-driven wisdom, somehow failed to figure this in. More time at farmerama might have been a good idea.  But why would they do that.  Egos like harvests don't wait. Same as crops do not give two shits about project 2025 libertarian fever dreams of a disposable underclass.  Crops ripen on their own time.

But, when you're a frothing Christian fundie with more daddy issues than a megachurch parking lot, reality is not part of your equations. Your specialty is twisting Christ's message of radical love into a boot stomping on the face of the poor.

Because nothing says "love thy neighbor" like watching them starve while you smugly quote Ayn Rand. 

He-Haw, bring on the four horsemen.