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    The revolution will not be streamed

    Started by K-Dog Jun 09, 2025, 01:51 PM

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    K-Dog

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    Jun 09, 2025, 01:51 PM
    QuoteIs this the beginning of the violent phase of revolution?

    https://chasingthesquirrel.com/public/music/therevolutionwillnotbetelevised.mp3
    The Revolution Will Not Be Streamed

    You will not be able to stay home, brother
    You will not be able to swipe right, tap in, and zone out
    You will not be able to doomscroll on fentanyl
    And skip out for DoorDash during ad breaks, because

    The revolution will not be streamed
    The revolution will not be streamed

    The revolution will not be brought to you by Pfizer
    In four parts with influencer interruptions
    The revolution will not show you TikToks of Trump
    Blowing a dog whistle and leading a mob of Proud Boys,
    Steve Bannon, and MTG to storm a Walmart
    For discount MyPillows and stolen classified folders

    The revolution will not be streamed

    The revolution will not be a Coachella influencer collab by Pepsi
    And will not feature AOC crying in a Netflix doc
    Or Bernie selling "Fight for $15" merch on Cameo
    The revolution will not be a bank's BLM tweet
    The revolution will not accept your LinkedIn reposts as solidarity
    The revolution will not be a branded hashtag on your burner account, because
    The revolution will not be monetized, sister

    There will be no TikToks of you and LeBron James
    Pushing a Whole Foods cart through a protest on live feed
    Or trying to NFT that OLED into a rented U-Haul
    CNN will not be able to call the midterms at 8:32
    With exit polls from 29 swing states

    The revolution will not be streamed

    There will be no bodycam footage of cops kneeling
    On brothers looped for viral clout
    There will be no bodycam footage of cops kneeling
    On brothers looped for viral clout
    There will be no LinkedIn posts of Ben Crump
    Praising Starbucks for their Juneteenth cupcakes
    There will be no drone shots of Clarence Thomas
    Strolling through Ferguson in a Black Lives Matter hoodie
    That he's been saving for just the right podcast

    The Kardashians, Stranger Things, and Love Island
    Will no longer be so goddamn relevant, and
    Men will not care if Elon finally crashed Twitter
    Because Black people will be in the street
    Looking for a brighter Wi-Fi

    The revolution will not be streamed

    There will be no trending hashtags on the Daily Show
    And no Supercuts of pink-haired non-binary activists
    And Meghan Markle crying in a docu-series
    The theme song will not be produced by Pharrell or
    Dr. Dre, nor autotuned by Drake, Bad Bunny,
    Taylor Swift, or Travis Scott

    The revolution will not be streamed

    The revolution will not be right back
    After an ad for meditation apps,
    Viral conspiracy threads, or ethical crypto.
    You will not get points for your Instagram post,
    Your LinkedIn I'm with you hashtag,
    Or your Twitter thread about awareness,
    Because the revolution will not be a fucking performance.
    The revolution will not pair well with regular meals
    The revolution will not sponsor your podcast
    The revolution will ban your burner accounts

    The revolution will not be streamed
    Will not be streamed
    Will not be streamed
    Will not be streamed

    The revolution will be no algorithm, brothers
    The revolution will be offline

    And in your face.

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