Alfredo Stroessner	Donald Trump
Seizure of Power	Military coup (1954) Ruled 35 years via rigged elections	Elected (2016), then attempted auto-coup (Jan 6, 2021) Refuses to concede 2020 loss, plans to reject future defeats
Repression Tactics	Death squads, 20,000+ victims "Archives of Terror" documented torture	ICE abuses, family separations Incited Jan 6 violence, threatens jailed opponents
Propaganda	State-controlled media, erased history Slogans like "Peace, Work, Well-Being"	"Fake news" rhetoric, Truth Social "MAGA" cult, election fraud lies
Corruption	Stole $billions via smuggling, land grabs Harbored Nazis (e.g., Josef Mengele)	91 felony charges, fraud, espionage Family profited from office (e.g., Kushner's $2B Saudi deal)
Endgame	Ousted in 1989 coup; died in exile Paraguay still bears the scars from his rule	Promises to pardon Jan 6 rioters, jail rivals "Project 2025" plans to totally fuck things up.  Witches will be burned.

What bubbled and farted away under the lid of their disgusting rhyming brainpans.  What seems to be common.

• Both used coups (Stroessner succeeded; Trump failed—so far).
• Both rely on cult loyalty and state violence (Trump's ICE = Stroessner's police?).
• Stroessner shows Trump's plans are steps on the road to permanent dictatorship.

Down a rabbit hole and up the Paraguay river.  I will be the first to admit this is a strange post.

It happened because Trump is losing his shit.  Right now Trump hides out in Scotland and rants about windmills reducing the value of his golf course.  He does this while South Park talks about the size of his dick, and people in Scotland hate him.  Trump's elevators are getting jammed between floors more and more, so I wondered to myself.  What would Trump be like if he was not losing his shit.

So this Stroessner guy seems to have had the same kind of shit for brains, and Stroessner lived a long time.  He gave a few controlled interviews.  Did he have remorse, was he ever apologetic? No he was not.




Hundreds of protesters have gathered in Edinburgh and Aberdeen to voice their opposition to Donald Trump's visit to Scotland.  Demonstrators waved anti-Trump slogans objecting to the US president's five-day trip to the country, while others brought "Free Gaza" signs and Palestinian flags. The support for the wartorn territory comes after the president said on Friday that France's recognition of a Palestinian state "doesn't matter".