
Bridge Too Far: Canada Cancels Border Crossing Ceremony After Surprise Trump Tariffs
A planned joint celebration between the United States and Canada to mark the opening of a new bridge named after hockey legend Gordie Howe was put on ice after President Donald Trump’s surprise 50% tariffs on America’s neighbor to the north.
The golden haired orange sage has declared that global heating is a liberul conspiracy, and a plot by the Dems. With assistace from Canada
Therefore Canada must be making too much money off milk and cheese. They are heating up their own forests to induce combustion as a personal insult to embarrass his Trumpness. Sending the smoke south knowing it will make his eyes red.
Tariffs 50%, take that you Canukes.