QuoteThe whole bizness is so FUBAR I'm amazed anybody is having any kids at all. It's just insane.
Musk is, and I doubt he is done.
Who are Elon Musk's kids and their mothers?





It is called Conspicuous consumption
In sociology and in economics, the term conspicuous consumption describes and explains the consumer practice of buying and using goods of a higher quality, price, or in greater quantity than practical.
All to show you are top dog.
In the case of Amber Heard the 'consuming of goods of a higher quality' is questionable. To his credit Musk did not loose any fingers.
But pop pop fizz fizz, oh what a consumer Musk is.
I have not been an angel in my life, and Musk has not done anything that many young men without life experience might not do. That be true. But Musk is 52. And all the kids are hardly older than sperm. Youth is wasted on the young, and money is wasted on the rich.
All to show you are top dog.
In the case of Amber Heard the 'consuming of goods of a higher quality' is questionable. To his credit Musk did not loose any fingers.
But pop pop fizz fizz, oh what a consumer Musk is.
I have not been an angel in my life, and Musk has not done anything that many young men without life experience might not do. That be true. But Musk is 52. And all the kids are hardly older than sperm. Youth is wasted on the young, and money is wasted on the rich.

Here's the full list of Elon Musk's children.
- Nevada Alexander Musk (late)
- Griffin Musk (Twin)
- Xavier Musk (Twin)
- Kai Musk (Triplet)
- Saxon Musk (Triplet)
- Damian Musk (Triplet)
- X AE A-XII Musk
- Exa Dark Sideræl Musk
But I am confused, some sources say 11 kids.
Regardless, it is a crime against humanity. Sort of.
And a crime against the kids 4 sure! Musk has how much time to be a quality dad? To be any kind of dad? To even know what the fuck it means to be a dad?
The answer

Maybe he can hire a few dads to do the parenting he can't do?