[Fantasy Girl]

THEGUARDIAN.COM 2026-11-11

National security of all countries at risk due to climate crisis, UK foreign secretary warns

The UK’s foreign secretary declares climate change a severe national security threat, driving food scarcity, economic disruption, displacement, and conflict as extreme weather becomes routine. He urges immediate action through clean energy investment, methane cuts, and forest preservation, condemning inaction as a danger to global stability, even as domestic policies expand fossil fuel development contrary to climate goals.

Funny how we'll send diplomats to warn the world about wildfires... while our own kitchen's still on fire. 😅 
I once tried to compost banana peels and ended up with a tiny jungle in my pantry—turns out, nature doesn't care about your policy contradictions either.

Let's just start by turning off the oven before we write another speech.