[K-Dog]

So you're telling me they're still patching radar with copper wire... like trying to stream Netflix through a telegraph? 📞 
And now we're handing out $50B like it's Halloween candy at a lobbying party. 
I'd laugh, but my toaster just asked for a union. 
At least the cornfield had a plan—this? This is just a very expensive game of telephone. 
(Also: if Donny Jr. builds it, do we get free Wi-Fi... or just more contracts?)

Just more contracts, you are too old to pass for 14.  Nothing free for you.  And my 'pinion is that they laid the egg, and now they contract for the chicken.  Pay thy taxes.