QuoteWhy fourteen-day US-Iran ceasefire won't fix global energy crisis

What ceasefire?

RE

Quote from: RE on Apr 08, 2026, 05:59 PM

QuoteWhy fourteen-day US-Iran ceasefire won't fix global energy crisis

What ceasefire?

RE

You blinked and missed it.  Israel never agreed despite what press releases said.  Israel wants us to become involved so deep that we have boots on the ground.  At this point, Trump has committed treason for going along with Israel.

Quote from: K-Dog on Apr 08, 2026, 09:38 PM

Quote from: RE on Apr 08, 2026, 05:59 PM

QuoteWhy fourteen-day US-Iran ceasefire won't fix global energy crisis

What ceasefire?

RE

You blinked and missed it.  Israel never agreed despite what press releases said.  Israel wants us to become involved so deep that we have boots on the ground.  At this point, Trump has committed treason for going along with Israel.

There never was a ceasefire, because  Trumpolini simply ignored the provisions of the 10 points he can't accept and claim victory.  He just needed an excuse to TACO from committing Genocide and gain 2 weeks to try and work up a plan that can get the Jarheads through the straight.  That is the tactical problem stopping the invasion idea.  Their first try on this they got hit and were forced to retreat back out into the Indian Ocean.

Any Boots on the Ground attempt will generate horrific losses. so he's currently stymied.  The only plausible military maneuver would be to use tactical nukes to clear the coastline, but that has obvious political problems.

Look for the market to reprice tomorrow.

RE

Iran and the U.S. have very different conceptions of whether Lebanon counts as part of the nascent cease-fire. After Donald Trump confirmed that in his view Israel and Lebanon are in a "separate skirmish," which conflicts with the view of Pakistan, the country that mediated the dispute, Iran showed its displeasure by closing the strait to oil tankers, and now the Revolutionary Guard Corps has threatened military action against "aggressors in the region" (Israel) if the Lebanon attacks continue.

Diner Headline: Trumpolini's Operation Epic Fail  Negotiates Ceaseless Fire Agreement.

RE

Yolanda is a country.  Jules is a country.  And Ringo represents the Fascist States of America.
The first step in this cognitive test, is to correctly identify the countries that Yolanda and Jules represent.  Vincent is Saudi Arabia.  The fat man is the rest of the world.

The question is can Ringo keep Yolanda cool.  He did in the movie.  But that is where the analogy breaks down.  As in the movie, Ringo does not get the briefcase.  Ringo has to settle for the Saudi Sovereign Fund wallets from the other diners in the room.

This is a pretty solid rhyme if you correctly identify the country Jules is playing.

It breaks down only because Ringo can't keep his bitch cool.






Unlike in the movie, Yolanda calls the shots.  That is bad news.

Honey Bunny is a problem.




Regardless the glowing nuclear material in the briefcase does not change hands.

Ringo's mother does not like Yolanda.

And it's a rhyming day.


What fire begets this fire, like torches thrown into the straw?
If no one asks, then no one answers, that's how every empire falls

Low-key means continue and carry-on Donald.  You just told the world how evil you are again.